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What happens when the heretic becomes the Pope?

In 2000, when Bill Clinton turned the Oval Office over to George W. Bush, he was effectively just passing it back to the same political cohort, and family, that he’d taken it from eight years prior. W’s cabinet even included Nixon’s Chief of Staff from 1970, Donald Rumsfield. As corrupt and violent as Bush was, […]

A Little Coniferous Mischief on Congress Street

Yesterday, a man dressed as a tree, with evergreen branches tied tightly around his body, held up traffic on Congress Street, Portland’s busiest thoroughfare, until the cops showed up, escorted him onto the sidewalk and promptly arrested him. This guy’s a hero. Just watch the video: Police have arrested a man dressed as tree for […]

Dear Trump nation, read the goddamned Bill of Rights

Dear Trump nation, The first amendment prevents our GOVERNMENT from passing laws abridging your freedom of speech. You can say horrible, racist, misogynistic things that violate any reasonable sense of decency or civility. You can call me “a whiny, snot nosed, self centered little bitch,” refer to me as “my little pony boy” and inform […]